Never in the wrong time or wrong place, Desecration is the smaile on my face.
Cant. Stop. Eating. Food.
It better snow soon so I can make the excuse that all the chocolate I have eaten is keeping me warm.
Explaining to Lora how to survive a zombie...
Maybe if I get really really drunk tonight tomorrow wont happen.
This ongoing battle with mushrooms is getting...
You will not beat me!
When my washing machine spins it feels like my house is going to take off!
The best feeling in the world is when you start to...
Amber learnt a new word.
Now everything is purple….everything.